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The Death of the Global Citizen
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Strong contrarian thesis backed by specific examples from existing UBI programs. Dense with actionable insights about the intersection of AI, UBI, and global mobility that most readers haven't considered.
The author argues that AI-driven UBI will paradoxically destroy middle-class global mobility by creating location-dependent income streams through CBDCs and GPS tracking. The solution is building private wealth through multiple income streams, IP, and assets before this window closes.
"Technology makes work location-independent, while UBI makes humans location-dependent."
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